Tag: Thanksgiving
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the hills are alive
It is really hard to come up with an opening sentence while listening to the Von Trapps. Crazy thing is, I don’t think I ever saw the original Sound of Music. Bits and pieces here and there, but not the entire movie. I really need to find one of those kid dog whistles. We had…
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give thanks(giving a chance)
The following is a public service announcement brought to you by The Wowie: It is not December. I repeat, it is NOT December. So can someone please tell me why people have Christmas trees up already? Has this been happening for years but people were too embarrassed to admit it? Is it Instagram’s fault? Someone…
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A Christmas Letter…
Dear Christmas, Hello, old pal. I hope you are well. Judging from the number of catalogs I’ve received on your behalf, you are just grand. That’s actually what I’m writing to you about. No disrespect, but can you simmer down a little? Each year, you inch more and more into my territory, and I let…