Tag: just wowie
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what the elf is going on?
Happy Friday. Or at least it was until my first grader asked me why our elf is so lame… Me: What do you mean? Wells: He doesn’t do anything funny or cool. The kids at school say their elves bring them gifts and leave them notes. And they zip line across their living rooms. And…
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A Christmas Letter…
Dear Christmas, Hello, old pal. I hope you are well. Judging from the number of catalogs I’ve received on your behalf, you are just grand. That’s actually what I’m writing to you about. No disrespect, but can you simmer down a little? Each year, you inch more and more into my territory, and I let…
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In case you think I’m not weird…
The older you get, the more you realize your “quirks.” I have quite a few. One of my favorite quotes is, “The only normal people you know are the ones you don’t know very well.” Makes me feel better about myself, because I am weird. A few examples… I call my parents every day. Every.…