Tag: Christmas
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A Christmas Letter…
Dear Christmas, Hello, old pal. I hope you are well. Judging from the number of catalogs I’ve received on your behalf, you are just grand. That’s actually what I’m writing to you about. No disrespect, but can you simmer down a little? Each year, you inch more and more into my territory, and I let…
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holidaze
The boys had some pretty strange requests for Santa this year. Wells asked for a flying shark, and Graham wanted a space station. They also wanted advent calendars and a menorah (we aren’t Jewish). To keep things under control, we implemented a “three gifts from Santa” policy when W was a baby. It makes sense,…
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Merry Merry…
Merry Christmas, y’all! I finally (FINALLY) got the Christmas cards in the mail. When the first batch came in, the boys were spray tan orange. Niiiice. I like a little color, but they looked straight up Jersey Shore. I called Tiny Prints and explained that my children don’t tan, so there must have been some…