I am sick.  Like, had to go to the doctor and get a shot sick.  Like, we don’t know what’s wrong with you, so just stay in bed and take a load of medicine until you feel better sick.  Ugh.  I need cheering up fast. This oughta do the trick…

Works every time.

Yes, smarty, my children have clothes.  They just won’t wear them.

Did you see those moves?  It is obvious he got more from me than just my naturally blond hair.